Rules for the Road

– It’s the temperature/humidity/heat index, not the speed limit.

– A “50% chance of thunderstorms” means: 100% chance of rain if you do go out, 100% chance of clear skies if you use your flex time to stay home.

– Spray insect repellant from bottom to top.

– Do not immediately bend down to tighten your bootlaces after spraying your lower body with insect repellant.

– “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“To show the armadillo it could be done.”

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