– It’s the temperature/humidity/heat index, not the speed limit.
– A “50% chance of thunderstorms” means: 100% chance of rain if you do go out, 100% chance of clear skies if you use your flex time to stay home.
– Spray insect repellant from bottom to top.
– Do not immediately bend down to tighten your bootlaces after spraying your lower body with insect repellant.
– “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“To show the armadillo it could be done.”