– 260 traps
– 2 counties
– Still no turtles
– One puppy
– One “I’ve shot people for less,”
– One “OHGODI’MGOINGTOGETREARENDED”
– One lady at a gas station who recognized me
– One hundred and twenty-five milligrams of caffeine*
– TEN POINT SEVEN FIVE FRIKKING HOURS
* WHICH IS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH CAFFEINE
Riders of Skaith 