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Forestry Service Mecha Operator

This post brought to you by the fact that the Conservation Department guy I keep bumping into on back roads has a truck. It’s an old Ford, but the Conservation Department gets trucks. The Agriculture Department does not get trucks. The Agriculture Department gets Chevy Impalas.

Reasons why Mecha would be better than Chevy Impalas:

– Mecha would not be casually flagged down by random, curious civilians
– Mecha would not be stopped by minor floods
– Mecha would not get flat tires
– Mecha would be able to do U-turns comfortably on back roads