Plug: 3 Reasons The Lady from Planet X Is Not Excited About Dune

Practice the way of the knife! Of cutting off what is not finished and saying: now it is finished, because it is ended there.

Is it because Hollywood is too stupid and shallow (yes)? Is it because the long, intricate, and intelligent novel is too difficult to adapt to screen? (Hah.) Or are there even better reasons and are they clearly and matter-of-factly listed with a minimum of all-caps ranting?

Also some awesome fanart.

Give the lady a click and an upvote. We slans ought to stick together.