“The Humane Society of [redacted] is very, very protective of their territory. They won’t like another group coming in. They are protective of their trees and they don’t like anyone else peeing on them.”
“….do you have that one trademarked?”

“Did you anticipate your college degree would be used to pull staples?”
“Not really.”
“Welcome to the club.”

“This mask is chafing my ears. I am getting callouses on my ears!”

“We will break for the day. Tomorrow! I will be pulling staples and you will be scanning documents. Because….that’s the way it’s going to be.”