Overheard or spoken

“X is very funny. I don’t know if I’m funny. I try to be funny–”
“You do?”
“Y–hurr hurr hurr.”

“…so I guess it also depends on what drugs she’s on.”
“Mostly it’s going to be meth. People around here can’t afford heroin.”

“How’d it go with M?”
“…You know, I was prepared for the face touching. I was prepared for the hugging. I was not prepared for the hand kissing.”