Notes from under the couch

– When removing ice from vehicle windshields, do not use a downward, chipping, striking, chopping motion.

– Snow actually isn’t all that difficult to drive in, if you stay between the ditches.

– There is no such thing as low-intensity HIIT.

– Put the words “I got to ride in a cop truck” at the end of the story you text your family, not the beginning.

– Don’t be snotty to small-town cops, even if you are wearing your official shirt.

– Even if the Animal Control guy was rude first.

– Especially if they’re going to get written up.

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