Overheard…or discussed

“When I’m done with the papers, I can just shred them or something?”
“You can do whatever y’want with ’em. Recycle them, shred them, burn them. ’round here, we recycle things….because it is illegal to set things on fire in an office building.”

“I mean, if your dog loses its eye to a cat, no matter what your dog ain’t dogging right.”

“You could call the county Sheriff to do a welfare check. That’s covered by abuse and neglect.”
“If the Sheriff actually went out there they’d probably never leave again.”

“Yeah, M was telling me about [X]. She used the phrase ‘hateful old biddy.’“
“Hah.”
“‘Haaaaateful.'”