derriere variations

“Turtle, you better haul ass.”

“I feel like I should be above this.”*

“Right, because [S] is a dumb-butt who can’t shovel six inches of crap out of his cages before he takes photos of them.”

“You mean like a FOIA? Those things are a pain in the butt, Dr. C.”
“So is [R]!”
“….that is not a very good person.”

“So for [M], should I take _ as bodyguard?”
“You need to take someone, because [M] is a shit-ass.”

*direct quote included because I feel if you say this out loud in an angry mutter when you have been caught red-handed in a malfeasance you are, and should regard yourself as, a jackass.

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