Overheard on and offline

“Show of hands…oh wait, you can’t raise your hands, this isn’t a real class.”

“It is worse than useless to tell someone to calm down. You might as well try to baptize a cat.”

“So as far as eye contact goes, people are basically like dogs.”

“It’s the sweet little old ladies you feel bad about being mean to.”

“Do you think she knows she has problems?”

2 thoughts on “Overheard on and offline

  1. “It is worse than useless to tell someone to calm down. You might as well try to baptize a cat.”

    Oooh, ooh, trick– if you can do it in a way that makes them laugh, it CAN work.

    They may still kill you, but they’ll be less pissed doing it!

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