Overheard or witnessed

“Well, it’ll go fine as long as everybody does OK at the v–at the doctor.”

“I know nothing. I just show up here now.”

“It’s not the end of the world, but it is a 100$ fine.”
Ooo.”

“Good afternoon!”
“Oh is it afternoon already? I’ve been here longer than I thought. They have caracals.”

“Has anybody seen No Way Home?
“No.”
“Uh-uh.”
“Riders, have you seen it?”
“Nope.”
“You didn’t ask me if I saw it.”
“Have you seen it?”
“No :3”

“One of my friends is doing the Daniel Plan for the new year. That’s where you don’t eat anything that doesn’t come from a seed. I thought about it, but no way. No sweet creamer in my coffee? Uh-uh.”
“…so you can’t put milk in your coffee?”
“Milk comes from a cow.”
“….but it’s natural…..?”
“But it doesn’t come from a seed.”
“But you can have almond milk.”
“Have you ever milked an almond?”

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