Repost: Overheard in class

“Yeah! I used to be all, ‘aww, there’s a cute widdle baby bunny, let’s adopt it.’ Now I’m like, ‘DIE!‘”

“So then I pulled the splinter out with a pair of hoof trimmers and didn’t think about it any more for a while. Yeah, until I got sick.”

“Hi bud!”
“She’s a girl. So she’s a babe, not a bud.”
“Oh. Um. Okay.”
{from the next room, ten minutes later}
“Hi there bud! I mean babe. I mean whatever.”