Overheard: driving edition

“I was thinking about selling one of my kidneys–”
“No. You still need those. Keep them.”

“Why couldn’t you drive like this yesterday?”
“I didn’t have any caffeine yesterday.”
“Coffee makes you drive more slowly?”

“Excuse me. Excuse me.”
“I can’t help it, the road curly.”
“Well, you need to be driving curly slow, not curly fast.”

“I don’t think you can.”
“No, no, I could….”
“You could, but I don’t think you should.”