via messenger

“Riders when you come can you tell me if my cat is fat? Everyone says she’s fat, I don’t think she’s fat.”
“She is kinda fat.”
[ten minutes later]
“Riders I just weighed my cat by the way I love your profile picture, so cuuute, it says she weighs six pounds. Is that fat? I don’t know. How do I turn this off?”
“You can just turn it o–“