or spoken: snideness

“So, 9:30. Or, I’ll send you a text, because if it’s gonna be hotter than Hades, we might have to get started earlier than that.”

“Aww, one little piggy is being mean to the other little piggy. He’s got the other one up against the wall and is rootin’ on him…”

“Can you check this over for me? I’ve successfully avoided being snide once today already, so…that’s a good thing and I’d like it to continue.”

“You do so enliven my day.”