[re: free yardsticks] “Looks like a good whackin’ stick.”
[waggles stick] “They don’t make ’em like they used to!”
“It was a good wedding! There was sippin’ whiskey. I did not sip it.”
“S, what is that?”
“It’s my fake tattoo! It says ‘sip sip hooray,’ but it’s upside down.”
“….”
“NO REGERTS!”
“Did the USDA just get run out of town?”
“Okay guys, bye. I’m gonna go home and adult now.”
“Hey, ‘woohoo!, right?”
“Hah, no, ‘oh no!'”
[someone tried to hand Riders a baby.] “Oh my God look at that face!”
“I’m just gonna sit in this room eating cookies for the rest of the day. That’s what I’m gonna do.”
Riders of Skaith 