“Good morning!”
“Good mornin’, how’s it going?”
“It’s going–”
“Actually, it’s afternoon now, you know.”
[Riders’ laptop computer displays the time as 12:58. Riders experiences a moment of temporal confusion. Riders decides not to argue.] “Uh. Well, good afternoon, then.”
“Well, let me see….well, my phone says 12:59. My watch says 12:58. So it’s unanimous. It’s still morning.”
“….So my day has been going great, what can I do for you?”
“Wait, we have another Jessica?”
Riders of Skaith 