Or Spoken

“So–hang on, where’d my notebook go?”
“Probably the same place as all your clipboards. Boom! Heh, I gotcha there!”

“I’m taking off from the 10th to the 14th.”
“Oh, extending your holiday weekend?”
“Yup. I’m going to Disney.”
[double-take] “What.”
“I am not going to Disney.”

“Soooo….do I have to stop and talk to these people?”
“I would.”
“Oh…kay then.”
“Try waving your badge around, it might help.”
“Oh yeah, right. I’ll wear the sunglasses, too.”

Frazetta Friday – to the wall