“So–hang on, where’d my notebook go?”
“Probably the same place as all your clipboards. Boom! Heh, I gotcha there!”
“I’m taking off from the 10th to the 14th.”
“Oh, extending your holiday weekend?”
“Yup. I’m going to Disney.”
[double-take] “What.”
“I am not going to Disney.”
“Soooo….do I have to stop and talk to these people?”
“I would.”
“Oh…kay then.”
“Try waving your badge around, it might help.”
“Oh yeah, right. I’ll wear the sunglasses, too.”
Riders of Skaith 
Jim told me to tell you that he doesn’t like The Fuzz. And anyone with a badge and sunglasses are The Fuzz. He’s threatening to requisition a new rock. I’m trying to talk him down, but you know space bureaucrats….
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Stay out of the sun for a few days and drink lots of water, you’ll be fine.
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Does rockstar energy drinks count as water?
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Feathers or lead?
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Oh no, you won’t catch me in that trap again.
I choose porkchops…
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Wrong. Get out.
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It’s a new day, do I get a do over?
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I want to see your badge! Show me your badge!
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Do you even lift?
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Feathers or lead?
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Heh.
Get out.
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Shoplift?
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Brah or bruh?
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Out.
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