Or Spoken: MoRnInG

[answering phone] “Good….uh…hm…uhhhh…noon.”
“Hah, I wondered what you were going to come up with!”
“I checked and it was 12:00 exactly, so–”
“As soon as you said it, I wondered to myself what she was gonna say! I’m gonna use that one later.”

“Did you just steal my nice pen?”
“It’s not that nice!”

“Okay, I need to potty and I assume you’re gonna want something to eat.”
“Unnnnghmnnn.”
“So that’s a yes then.”

[answering phone] “Hellooo?”
“Hyello, good morn–is it still morning?”
“Um….yes it is.”
“Okay. I squeaked that in. G’mornin.'”