“My dog, when people come into the yard, she’s very on-point with them.”
“Okay, so she is kind of a guard dog.”
“Well, the trouble is, she’s gonna have a ball in her mouth.”
“I was surprised when she fired the manager, ‘cuz they used to be all over the place together, go to the auction together, smuggle baby goats into hotels–“
“What?”
“You didn’t know they had goats?”
“I was trying to be like, ‘well, at least they aren’t spiders,’ but then I’m like, ‘spiders would actually not be worse.'”
“Burritos are like the perfect food.”
“….”
“…”
“Oh, wow, look.”
“(gasps) cows!”
“I meant the sunset.”
“(gasps) cows in the sunset!”
Riders of Skaith 