“My dog, when people come into the yard, she’s very on-point with them.”
“Okay, so she is kind of a guard dog.”
“Well, the trouble is, she’s gonna have a ball in her mouth.”
“I was surprised when she fired the manager, ‘cuz they used to be all over the place together, go to the auction together, smuggle baby goats into hotels–“
“What?”
“You didn’t know they had goats?”
“I was trying to be like, ‘well, at least they aren’t spiders,’ but then I’m like, ‘spiders would actually not be worse.'”
“Burritos are like the perfect food.”
“….”
“…”
“Oh, wow, look.”
“(gasps) cows!”
“I meant the sunset.”
“(gasps) cows in the sunset!”
Riders of Skaith 
Either those were some pretty impressive cows, or that was a city folk talking.
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Neither, A just really likes cows…
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Well, color me surprised! I had no idea such people existed. I guess now I know 🙂
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People not from cities? Or people who like cows?
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People who like cows in and of themselves. I just see a walking hamburger.
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You’re vegetarian.
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Mrs B is vegetarian. I am currently working towards it but not there yet.
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“Well, the trouble is, she’s gonna have a ball in her mouth.”
Dog: “Ish is ade af da scin af da ast erson oo ied oo et en ere unenited.”
Trans: “This is made of the skin of the last person who tried to get in here uninvited.”
(In in her head it was supper intimidating)
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Lol!
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Well, they only said burritos were *like* the perfect food. And even dogs who like tennis balls agree.
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HM.
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