not allowed

– to flip off clients’ facilities as I drive past.
– to flip off clients’ houses if I recognize them as I drive past.
– to take the scenic route home in order to flip off clients’ houses, facilities, or cars as I drive past.
– to use the iphone measuring app to measure my supervisor, and pretend I am showing the newbies how to use said app if questioned.
– to add any of the following to my work car: paw print decals, fake eyelashes, fake reindeer noses, the skulls of any living, dead, or imaginary animals, or antlers.
– fake cat ears may not be combined with work uniforms.

Music Monday – Shatter Me