Or spoken…ye gods…

“–and he is allll about the paperwork. I’m like, ‘OK psychopath–‘”

“Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you about kidnapping.”
“Oh shit, why?”
“It’s for a book!”
“Oh. Okay then.”
“Why does everybody have that reaction?”

“I’m sorry to hear that lady died!”
“Yeah, and I was just complaining about her….”

“Yoga is for posers.”
“Well, it’s really–”

“[muffled screaming]”
“Are you not having a good day?”

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