“So I’m doing morning smoothies instead of morning coffee.”
“Oh, how’s that going?”
“…”
“Aheheh, okay. I see.”
“So you’re saying I need to move my car to a position of plausible deniability?”
“Uh, yeah.”
” ‘S stated that he and his bolt cutters could be ready within a few hours’ notice, if so required.’ ”
“I wanna get ripped! I just don’t wanna put in the work for it…”
“–and then he meets a guy like, for real called ‘Evangelist!'”
Riders of Skaith 
Where does ‘S keep his bolt cutters that he needs up to a few hours to get a hold of them?
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Great minds think alike!
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(it’s a long story.)
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I take it somebody was reading Pilgrim’s Progress?
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College-area coffee shop conversation, so, possibly?
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I was just wracking my brain trying to think of some character in a comic who was named Evangelist, but all I could think of was PP. I blame a classical education for this travesty on my brain’s part…
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He stole my bolt cutters.
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Dubious. From what I saw they were purchased for the occasion.
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