Or in writing

“Well, we resolved that one thing with the other person. We gave her what she wanted and admitted that we were right.”

“Aaaah! Die! Die!” [attempts to kill spider on the exterior of car window with foot.]

“Your car is infested with spiders!”
“Are you sure you didn’t just bring them with you?”

“You might need to hire some more barn cats, ‘cuz these ain’t doing their job.”

“Well, he didn’t say ‘Papillons.’ He said, ‘the French dogs that look like underfed chihuahuas.'”

Half the battle

“Do you want to watch Shang-Chi?”
“What is that?”
“That’s the new Marvel movie.”
“Is Shang-Chi some Chinese person?”
“Yes.”
“I don’t wanna watch that. Is there a new Avengers movie?”
“No, they’re all dead.”
“What?”
“They all got killed off so they could bring in new characters like Shang-chi.”

“Does anybody want to watch Ninja?”
“No.”

“Does anybody want to watch Ninja 2: Shadow of a Tear?”
“No.”
“We didn’t go for Ninja 1, she trying to sell us Ninja 2!”
“….Batman Ninja…?”
“No.”

“Can we see Frozen 2?”
“No.”
“No.”

“Your uncle is not a movie person. You know what he likes? Hallmark movies.”
Dune is kind of like a Hallmark movie….”

“Can I see something like Legally Blonde?”

“L, do you know Audie Murphy?”
“Uh-huh. He is a cowboy actor. Oooold-time.”
“Audi….”
“Audie.”
“Audi.”
“Audie! He’s not a car, he’s a person.”

“You know what is a good movie is? House of 1000 Corpses.
“I have Ninja Assassin…..”

“What is Blade Runner about? Is that about ice skating?”
“She’s writing that stupid question you asked down, look.”

The Matrix! You haven’t seen The Matrix.”
“I haven’t? Is it like Terminator?”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“It’s like a Hallmark movie.”
“Riders, stop.”

“You know what I like? Always In My Heart.”
“What is that?”
“It’s like an old Hallmark. 1950s.”
“Does it have action?”
“It’s like an old Hallmark movie. It’s very sweet.”
“Does it have ninjas?”
“It’s sweet.”
“Does it have cowboys?”
“It’s sweet.”
“Does it have terminators?”
“….It has all of them.”
“Oh.”
“Do you have it?”
“No.”

“This is Always In My Heart?”
“Yes.”
“It is?”
“D, you are giving her such good lines.”